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| #terrafusion 10/05/2008 07:49 CET |
* Bl1tz|away watches Sense and Sensibility
* Bl1tz|away is gay
<Asaki> Is it as good as the BBC one? :}
| #terrafusion 10/01/2008 05:13 CET |
<Zwiffle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RxutoE5P1s this guy cracks me up
<Zwiffle> he NEVER gets angry
<Zwiffle> and his accent is adorable
<Zwiffle> i rate him 7 kittens and mousey
| #terrafusion 09/27/2008 00:04 CET |
<popple> i got cake and PIE now
<bambuz> uh don't u start boasting about your sexuality too
| #terrafusion 09/24/2008 05:28 CET |
<RennyC> Hungry Man TV dinners rule
<Lunaran> RennyC> I am happy for you because I know you have so far left to climb
| #yahoo_messenger 09/24/2008 03:48 CET |
Submitter's comment: Some random girl started talking to me on Yahoo, so i decided to have a little fun with her. The words in [brackets] were originally annoying flashing animated images that she liked to use...
Kelly: do u have myspace
Me: myspace is evil
Kelly: o ok
Kelly: i [love] it
Kelly: what about facebook
Me: also evil
Kelly: o
Kelly: [lol]
Me: social networking is destroying the interwebs
Kelly: ok
Kelly: wat bout msn is that evi
Kelly: evil
Kelly: [lol]
Me: see, it's the way these sites work
Kelly: [haha]
Kelly: r u [like] a computure nerd type guy?
Me: yep
Me: are you
Kelly: awosme
Kelly: no
Kelly: [lol]
Me: well, let me explain
Me: the internet is like... a series of tubes
Me: that the stuff of the interwebs flows through
Kelly: k
Me: sorta like your body, each computer is a "heart"
Me: information is pumped in and out
Me: the stuff that flows into your computer is called interwebs.
Kelly: o
Me: the stuff that flows out is called megahertz
Kelly: k
Me: now, sometimes, the tubes that carry the interwebs get clogged
Me: because the stuff they use for the interwebs is a bit mor viscous
Me: meaning it doesn't flow as easy
Kelly: ok
Me: now the problem with social networking sites is in the messages
Me: whenever someone sends a message on one of those sites, it's sent over a special carrier, a sort of sponge
Me: the problem is that the sponges suck up some of the interwebs
Me: sometimes they suck up too much, and then they get stuck in the tubes
Me: when this happens, they can cause pressure buildups and sometimes rupture the tubes
Me: this is what your internet provider does all day
Me: makes sure the tubes flow unimpeded
Me: you've probably noticed that the tube of internet connected to your house is rather small
Kelly: i have no idea
Me: that's cuz you only need a small amount of interwebs
Kelly: [lol]
Me: sever seen some of the street cables?
Me: they're bigger, to help the interwebs flow smoother
Kelly: [yer]
Kelly: aw wow u learn something every day
Me: so you see, the issue is that social networking sites are constantly plugging up the tubes
Kelly: get it to bad im on mysoace righ now
Kelly: my bad
Me: if we all stopped using them, or convinced the sites to use a more friendly material
Me: we could increase the speed of the interwebs tenfold
Kelly: would that b the reason y my computor has slowd down in the past few months
Me: so you see, sites like myspace and facebook are catually the reason why your internet runs so slow!
Me: yep
Me: as the popularity of these sites increases, the speed of the internet decreases
Kelly: dam
Me: it's decreasing even faster than was originally believed
Me: quite a few people are very alarmed and angry
Me: it's not a pretty situation
Kelly: so is lime wire bad to
Me: ooh
Me: oh, wow
Kelly: caise i have that
Kelly: cuz[*]
Me: that's a major contributor too
Kelly: thort so [lol] my comp screwed itself once i got it
Me: yeah, that's pretty bad
Me: one thing you can do though, that's faily easy, is to check the internet cable coming from your computer
Kelly: ok
Me: if it's crimped or bent, it can really compromise your internet and rob you of precious megahertz.
Kelly: [nope] mine is layed out seperate n flat so im good [lol]
Me: that's good
Me: i'm suprised you didn't know about this yet
Me: no one's told you?
Kelly: nut dont no [nothing] bout that
Me: so
Me: did you actually go and check your internet cable?
Kelly: [yep]
Me: oh.
Me: that's very impressive
Me: seeing as the last 15 minutes has been total bsing on my part.
Me: =P
***Kelly has logged off***
| #terrafusion 09/21/2008 04:18 CET |
<@popple> i can totally see biff0r dipping into the cooking sherry at a dinner party and mouthing off an in-law before the main course has even been served
<@popple> by the time dessert is being set, Mom is in tears
<@biff0r> omg never had sherry =(
<@popple> and you shan't! shes just 13
| #terrafusion 09/20/2008 02:05 CET |
<MoALTz> when i was a kid i went though pencilvania (spelling?!?!)
| #terrafusion 09/11/2008 06:31 CET |
<Zwiffle> <|:( <--- me with my dunca cap on
<Zwiffle> gah duncE
<Zwiffle> i've got a case of the biff tonight it seems
<metlslime> there is no cure for the biff
<metlslime> you must let the biff run its course
<Zwiffle> oh noes, u
<Zwiffle> mgah!
| #terrafusion 09/08/2008 00:32 CET |
<Lunaran> I'm sure the current economic crisis is just another induced disaster designed to consolidate power and usher in the new world order just like 9/11 and pearl harbor amirite
<Raoni> wtf is this channel for :>
| #terrafusion 09/02/2008 18:35 CET |
<negke> there. fly teminated with extreme prejudice.
<negke> my work here is done.
* negke has quit (Quit)
<Vondur> negke is much like madfox now
| #terrafusion 08/31/2008 04:54 CET |
<@voodoochopstiks> On stage, dressed in a conservative black power suit, her hair raised in a high ponytail, she described herself as "an average hockey mom from Alaska".
<@voodoochopstiks> what the hell is a power suit
<@voodoochopstiks> I have a very vivid imagination
<@voodoochopstiks> I see sparks
<@Bl1tz> hooked up to a generator
<@Bl1tz> as to give the wearer superhuman strength
<@voodoochopstiks> aw fuck that's creepy Bl1tz
<@voodoochopstiks> I dont want her in my government
<@Lunaran> a power suit means 'I don't have to dress to make my butt look small like hillary does'
<@voodoochopstiks> haha
<@biff> but thats a plus
<@Bl1tz> it's a lot like Gordon Freeman's HEV suit
<@Bl1tz> basically
<@biff> ooh, neat
<@biff> so she can power up with Democratic Energy Dispensers, even
<@biff> DEDs!
<@Bl1tz> if Palin gets too close to an abortion clinic she starts losing health and that voice comes on that says "VITAL SIGNS DROPPING, USER DEATH IMMINENT"
| #terrafusion 08/27/2008 03:08 CET |
<Asaki> Sometimes I hate the Internet, because now I can't eat canned corn without thinking of that one porno photo of the dude banging the chick from behind while eating out of a can.
<voodoochopstiks> haha
<biff0r> lool
<voodoochopstiks> aw and he's fat ttoo
<Asaki> Yeah =(
| #terrafusion 08/20/2008 19:19 CET |
<chopSTIKS> goddamnit
<chopSTIKS> is anyone alive?
<chopSTIKS> I need the ron perlman cat, STAT!
<chopSTIKS> anyone logging?
<chopSTIKS> I think its b.jpg or so?
* chopSTIKS slaps rebb around a bit with a large trout
* chopSTIKS slaps Friction around a bit with a large trout
* chopSTIKS slaps Black-Dog around a bit with a large trout
<popple> http://a947.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_b85ddc64de3ee83c50b195f18a01c832.jpg
<popple> "Jesus Christ, my boyfriend got a new tattoo... "
<chopSTIKS> thanks
<chopSTIKS> http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k128/angelspiriti/biggis/b.jpg
<chopSTIKS> another better friend gave it to me :D
| #terrafusion 08/12/2008 05:29 CET |
<Zwiffle> i want a blues name :(
<Lun|zzzz> like harvest wheat buchanan?
<Zwiffle> something cool
<Lun|zzzz> or ol' cripple legs johnson
<Zwiffle> i'm not a pirate
<Lun|zzzz> no, you're a blues singer
<Lun|zzzz> named old cripple legs johnson
<Zwiffle> no
<Zwiffle> i'm not old cripple legs johnson =/
<Zwiffle> i want a cool name
<Lun|zzzz> woke up dis mornin
<Zwiffle> BallBuster Billy
<Lun|zzzz> cain't put on mah shoes
<Zwiffle> no that sounds lame
<Lun|zzzz> cain't even reach 'em
<Lun|zzzz> got them cripple leg blues
<Lun|zzzz> oh yeah
<Lun|zzzz> dun dun DAH DAH dun dun DAH DAH
<Zwiffle> you ruined my fantasy >:(
| #terrafusion 08/10/2008 06:23 CET |
<Zwiffle> i think i like downloading games rather than going to the store to buy them
<Bl1tz> I need to take a shit and order dinner in no particular order. although that order would probably be ideal
<Lunaran> blitz fuckin say goodbye when you exit voice chat so I'm not sitting here talking to myself and laughing awkwardly at my own jokes like a faig
<Bl1tz> zwiffle because you have social anxiety
<biff0r> luuls
<Zwiffle> Bl1tz: i don't have a car to easily go get games, i can get games in like 20-30 minutes this way, and i have social anxiety
<Bl1tz> Lunaran sorry broseph
<Zwiffle> you guys got a bromance going on?
<Bl1tz> just because I sent 24 roses doesn't mean it's a bromance
<biff0r> bros rollin liek hos
<Bl1tz> exactly
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